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“It’s a rooooobbery,…..”
And no I am not talking about the two Bayern Munich strikers, Arjen and Franck. This is real talk. The Hotel I work in got robbed today,..
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He, no worries. Most important news right away – Everybody is fine.
Still, Hollywood-like movie material happened today in beautiful and innocent Queenstown.NZ
The following story may have happened exactly like this. To protect all involved people, names and location got changed.
It’s Sunday afternoon in a small little town in middle earth. Peace [almost love] is in the air. Well,.. not for long though. ALL OF THE SUDDEN a big badass truck arrives. A bunch of strong men show up – lead by CRAZYASIAWOMAN (name changed for safety reason).
Without a word team MAFIASTYLE starts to take all of the precious paitings of the wall. Mirrors disappear and even the attractive white Piano is gone all of the sudden. – Comment from Hotelstaff: “Aaaeeehm.. What the fuck?”
At the same time. Two guys (probably world champions) are working in a Hotelarea far away from any Hollywood action. This peaceful atmosphere finds it’s end as the other staffs information about The Heist sets in.
“Look jt (name changed) they take all our paintings…”
“They do what?” The young (not that young anymore) guy approaches the scenery as painting per painting leave the place. Surprised faces. Shit get real as the hotelstaff tries to protect their property. Once they hear some of their colleagues saying something through the radio like: “He guys, could somebody PLEASE COME (…) *krrrrr* .. TO THE… *KRRRRRR* ..FRONTDOOR.. IM-ME-DI-ATE-LYYYYY.
The Hotelstaff rushes like a horde towards the frontdoor where they find one of their mates trying to close the big entrance door to prevent the attackers from stealing their stuff. As the – bad guys – just use another entrance IT IS ABOUT TIME FOR the two – once peaceful guys – to take over. As they just blog the way out for the truck with their beloved VAN. Hahahahah..
Friends? I am not bullshitting: This whole situation was so unreal. We sometimes looked at each other and thought we are in a movie. Crazy. Well,.. long story short (and I can’t really share more at that point) but so much at least – There was an issue with the previous owner of the hotel who literally said: THIS IS ALL MINE. GIVE IT BACK. Wäwäwäwäw.. Kindergarden.
Police took over, calmed down the situation and the paintings returned into OUR HOUSE. Pau!
In your face ASIACOMBOSPACKOS!
The whole story will be continued at court though. Probably without most of the brave fighters from the little middle earth hotel. Still it was an act of TEAMWORK. Proud to be part of this crew.
Innocent jt doesn’t see Hollywood action coming – Minutes later he will be part of it.
I have to admit once I heard one of our guys talking really hectic through the radio I was a biiiiit nervous. We all ran towards the frontdoor ready for whatever. Luckily there was no real act of voilence. At least not between the involved people, just some of our paintings will never be the same. Ouuh.
With this lil adventurous story being told, I would like to share some polaroids with everybody who is interested.
Just a heads up, there are pleeeenty of pictures to come since I finally got proper Inter and net here. Cheers mate.
And iiiiif this blog doesn’t have enough criminal energy already,.. the author might have entered a private property the other day. But shh…
From: Water, trees and corn – as I present some shots of my first own exploring trip around.
Yes, still living the – Another day Another dollar – Way of life.
Story told. Update done. I call the night, people.
JT over and ouuuut.