and welcome to another Bee El Ooooow Geeee – sponsored by español slash Chile.
Give me an Oooooowww cause this one is about border(s)hopping, language change, too many hashtags and plenty of aquaaaaaaa!
And by saying plenty I mean almost a full copo. Maybe a bit more.. most likely more, yes.
Ok, where to start.
I left Brazil.
Shocking, disgusting, aaaaaaaweful news. Bääääääää.. Brazil was so amazing to me and I just left. HASTTAG BADASS
I am in Chi CHi CHi Le Le le now. Santiagoooow to be exact. I am visiting a friend I met during my travels in Canada. Mariaaaa, how I call her or Fernanda or Feña how shes called by her friends (aaehmm because I didn’t know how to write this letter ñ I maaaybe googled El Niño.. hahahaha). HASHTAG SMARTERTHANTHESYSTEM
Eversince I arrived at her apartment in the middle of Santiago (but not Downtown.. more like middletown… that’s what she told me=(§)(“&§)(!)) she took me out for some nice walks around the city!
And before I lose myself again in endless useless uninteresting stories.. HOLD ON.. UNINTERESTING? Excuse me? USELESS?
Give me a sec, I need to give my blog a bolacha!!! (PS. Bolacha is a cookie.. but in this case it’s a FUCKING SCHELLE IN THE FACE!)
(PPS. Schelle is german and means, lovely punch. Less lovely more punchi…) HASHTAG WANNABOLACHAAAA
Whatever.. look, Santiago is bonitoooooooooo!
And that was just day one.. hahaha! We explored even more.. (yes.. I know.. patience children, patience!). I met some great friends of her and we all got drunk together! Yaaay.. lovely. I drank a beer which tasted like corn but it was ok I guess.. since I couldn’t sopt drinking it (OOOOOK…. I could easily delete this mistake I made.. but I feel like “sopt” is the new “stop”). Anyways.. So far so great.
Chile, Santiago is a nice city. I like it here. It’s kinda clean and organised. Almost like lil germany. The city is surrended by mountains which reminds me a bit of HASTTAG BADASSBEAUTIFUL Canada. There is only one thing destroying this almost perfect love between me and Santiago. F O G
Due to the mountains, the air polution can’t escape – ugly SMOG stays. :(
Still this city rocks. HASTTAG FOGDOESNTRUINMYLOVE
I will stick around Santiago till Monday, cause next stop will be: Atacama Desert.
Doesn’t just sound attractive.. it will be! Five days there and a few more back in Santiago before I fly back.. to.. tooo.. BRAZIIIUUUU!!! LOVELY!
Great Brazilian people? I’ll be back on the 14th of August – breathing world cup air for another week before I finally find my way HOME.
Yes.. great German People? I am coming Home. Touching German ground again on August 22nd. Stay tuned for more.
From all this storytelling I am kinda thirsty now. I could almost drink a full copo of waterli.
So let me tell you about my last days in Brazil before I flew to Chile. As some of you hard working pupils might remember (IT WAS HOMEWORK!) my last stop in Brazil was in Foz do Iguaçuuuu (AND YES I GOOGLED EL NINO AGAIN.. well.. almost) grrrrr!
Together with my amigooooww Brunooow I spent some great days. Just to let you know Foz is located pretty much at the border to Argentina and Paraguay. So once you get the chance.. I went of course to both of them! So I made it to 3 different countries in less than 24 hours (Yeah, youre expression made it buddy!!!).
Paraguay was pretty messi and I am not talking about the little gaucho player. (Soon.. I will haha). Was nice to have a look over the border but I was kinda happy to be back in Braziuu soon after.
Argentina – on the next day – was waaaay better. And as a freshly (first I wrote frechly.. “frech” = cheeky in german, YES!) crowned World Champion I did what I had to do! Here we go!
“Click to see a video for Champions – https://vimeo.com/102455371
Beside my victory.. Brunow and me we spent a great day in Loserland. It was warm, sunny and we had a nice view over the border area. Showing Braziuuu, Paraguay and Argentina.
The next day, we did what I was coming for.. Blub Blub Blub.
May I present – Cataratas do Iguaçu – Waterfalls sem muuuuitooo aqua. Shut d’eau avec beaucoup beaucoup waterliii or in PLATT Da komm dammich veel water von dadore waßßerfall ßöööööhn… HASTTAG PLATTDEUTß
Yoooooooooo.. and a few more shots from one of the wet-test adventures I ever had.
MOOORE.. WE WANT MOOOOREEEE….
Thanks a lot, Bruno, my friend. You’ll be remembered as a true hero and a real friend! Hope to see you one day soon!
And thanks to your family especially to your mum.. the best cook ever! HASHTAG JUSTLOVELY
Friends, my parents are in line. HASTTAG SKYPE
Shhh,.. talk to you soon!
Bye from ßiiiileeeeeeeeeee